Actuaries Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for an actuary? Our collection features witty, professionally inspired items perfect for celebrating their analytical minds. Whether they’re in finance, insurance, or risk management, these thoughtful tokens make their day special while showcasing their expertise with humor.

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'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.' mockup

'There must be some mistake. According to our actuary tables I'm going to live to 83.'

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HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely mockup

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

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Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ." mockup

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?' mockup

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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"The knights of the round accent table" mockup

"The knights of the round accent table"

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Swiss army knife

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round! mockup

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

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'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?' mockup

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent). mockup

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!' mockup

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

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'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...' mockup

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

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'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.' mockup

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

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Knights of the Square Table.

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"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone." mockup

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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"It's called 'Sold'."

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'Therapy in L.A.'

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"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool." mockup

"Hey, little fella. Welcome to the risk pool."

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Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!' mockup

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

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'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.' mockup

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

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HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

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The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's mockup

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

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"I got it from eBay."

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'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.' mockup

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

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Moderne Auction Today - This end up! mockup

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

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'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'The small sword? That's for internships.' mockup

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

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Titanic iceberg auction

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'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.' mockup

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

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'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.' mockup

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

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"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request." mockup

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

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Actuaries Gifts Collection

Actuaries Mugs

Explore our collection of actuary mugs—funny, smart, and perfect for any risk analyst’s coffee cup.

Actuaries Pillows

Discover our actuary pillows—adding humor and comfort to their home or office decor with professional flair.

Actuaries Prints

Browse our actuary prints—clever, artistic designs that celebrate their profession with a humorous touch.

Actuaries T-Shirts

Check out our actuary t-shirts—witty, stylish, and crafted for those who love to represent their profession with humor.