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The Great Bowel Movement of '67.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'House wine?'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Fetch the Boomerang

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Preserve these Wetlands.

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Evolution or Entree

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

Lemming meringue pie.

"Please rise."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Lack History Month

"There'll be a slight delay on the filet mignon."

"I think the chef is depressed again."

Equity Table Dance Club