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The Great Bowel Movement of '67.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'House wine?'

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Oooh... bacon!"

Fetch the Boomerang

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

Preserve these Wetlands.

"So that's a triple burger with added cheese and relish... Would you like the complementary angioplasty with that?"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'This Beef Wellington is as tough as old boots.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

Evolution or Entree

'Waiter, is it raining?' ] 'Sorry, not my table.'

If you thought that congress was going to work to drive down prescription drugs costs. . . dream on.

"Please rise."

Lemming meringue pie.

Equity Table Dance Club

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Lack History Month

"There'll be a slight delay on the filet mignon."

"I think the chef is depressed again."

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.