Active Mama Pillows

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Supermom.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Balancing work and family

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Skateboard

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

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"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I'm right here. Focused!"