Active Lifestyles Mugs

How to read a modern roof rack.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Vegetarian Birds

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

i-teddy

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Elderly People

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Late Bloomers

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."