Action-packed Humor Prints

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'You lifted your head.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

"You know very well what fish!"

'He did it for us.'

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Menace.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"

Catburglar's anonymous. Sign saying 'door not in use'.

...Mr.Colman is busy right now - he's burning some books.

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Uniporn

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab