Action Figure Fans T-Shirts

Industrial action man holding sign: 'Living wage now!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Filet minion

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Inaction Figure

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

They soon changed their name..

"1971... 2015..."

Sales

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Over-reaction Man.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

'You don't want to see my movie pick, and I don't want to see yours so I think it's only fair that we see something neither of us wants to.'

'Out of action man.'

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

"I'll be back. And then maybe we can chat about ideas like existentialism."

Children.

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Tortoise & Hare.