Action Duo Mugs

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Hugh fans!"

"Shred the plank."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Inaction Figure

Master's Degrees of the Universe

NFL quarterback slides feet-first to the ground and avoids a mugging,

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"You think this is bad? Did I ever tell you about the time. . ."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"