Action Adventure Buff Pillows

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Hugh fans!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

JAMES BONDING

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Bumpy Ride

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Ninja.

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."