Acronym Ace Pillows

"I could ask me 12 year old to translate this email..."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Women's Martial Arts Center

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Whack-a-molecule

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"We've invented a new word!"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"No, you can't ask Alexa a quick question. This is a test, so you're on your own."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

Study more to pass more tests.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

Keep it simple

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

'Congratulations, Kevin - Your test scores show that you qualify for our 'frequent homework' program.'

'Parents have been complaining that I'm too strict? You want me to be a little less intimidating? Do you want me to send students to your office 47 times a day? I'm a 67-year-old woman dealing with 16-year-old thugs....

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Life Is Just A Game

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."