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'Oh bugger cramp!'

"HI! I'm on the horse."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Washing Line Walker

The Path

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Support the head."

Information Tightrope.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trampoline Balance

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"