Acrobat Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"HI! I'm on the horse."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Information Tightrope.

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trampoline Balance

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'