Acrobat Hopeful T-Shirts

"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."

Washing Line Walker

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Path

Fly Artist

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Support the head."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Dolphin tricks.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

'Tonight - music from cat, acrobatics from cow, comedy from me - we have a great show for you - don't run away!'

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

"My bad."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire