Acid Price Comparator Pillows

Discover our new service for political and religious cranks! In the next room you'll find some paintings to destroy. You can buy acid at a special price of only 10 euros per liter.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."

Life is a Fare War

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Pound shop - 99p Land - 98p World.

"I wonder if any of these work."

"My dad is tired, but he said he'll take us to the park after he drinks an energy drink. Or, as I call it, his liquid charger."

"Yeah, it's not cheap. But Big Pharma's depending on you."

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

McAlistar's aim was true.

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."

'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'

Ultimate generics.

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

'I need an antacid. I'm having lunch in the school cafeteria today.'

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

'I only have to work one day a year -- I sell batteries door-to-door on Christmas morning.'

"Competition is in aisle four. . . but we've only got generics."

"I've wasted valuable hours of my life comparing the comparison sites and comparing each site for comparison. . . and I've forgotten what I was comparing in the first place!!!"

'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'

I Don't Think it was a Mirage...

"Such bargains on this side!"