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'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Wotan with eye patch

Bryan Ferry

Love

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Tom Hanks

Troys'R'Us.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Michael Caine

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I dropped my goblet!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

Euripides

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Melanie Griffith

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

The Month of June

"My name is Jose Hernandez, and my story begins when my parents moved from Mexico to the United States to work the fields. I would find my own special calling."

The Missing Bell

Madonna.

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Diogenes and tourists

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Atlas holds up a football.

Walter The Sea Monster

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

Rowan Atkinson