Ace Striker Prints

"Anyone for tennis?"

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Wilfried Zaha

Football Skills

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"Some fall harder than others."

Snooker.

Captive Audience.

He took every chance to practice his talk.

Rafael Nadal

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

Royal Flush

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

Hole in Onesie.

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

Man! Talk about poker faces.

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Declan Rice

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

Javelin Thrower's Kit Goes Too.

Teaching Golf.