"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"
Accounting Poet Pillows
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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"You're going to hate yourself."
"Meet The Author"
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Now I really hate poetry."
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."
Why we need poetry. . .
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings
John Bunyan
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books
"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"
'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"Oh, this old thing?"
Letters escape from a caged book.
"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
Cafe Momus from La Boheme
Dating an English Major
"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."
Accounting Poet Pillows Collection
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