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'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Apple Pie Abduction

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing and Showering.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Prosthetic snake.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Performance Artist, Performance Spectator

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."