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'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Apple Pie Abduction

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Beware of sissified, but tough dog!

That's It

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

Bathing and Showering.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Prosthetic snake.

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Performance Artist, Performance Spectator

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Can you suggest a nice Bordeaux that will complement the squirrel-infused manure?"