Accidental Golfer Pillows

Golfing Accident

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Hole in forty-seven.

"At least my putting has improved."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"One More Swing."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

Watch your language.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

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'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

The 19th hole

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Bah Humbug!

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Hunter with a golf bag for storing his guns.