Accidental Golfer Mugs

Golfing Accident

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Hole in forty-seven.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"At least my putting has improved."

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"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

"One More Swing."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Watch your language.

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

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A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'You had enough power in our cell phone to make one last call, and instead of getting us rescued, you cancel your tee-time?'

The 19th hole

'I tripped over one of those 'Caution Slippery Floor' signs.'

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'Thanks to everyone who golfed in my golfing outing...even the guys who beat me for hitting into them without yelling four.'

Bah Humbug!

Books. Ernest Hemingway Festival. Did you read Hemingway's book "Across the River and Into the Trees"? No. I didn't even know he played golf.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'... And another brand-new Titleist. And another... and another! Man, I can't believe my luck!'

"That's not a divot so much as a major geological event."