Accident Resolution Pillows

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Barbeque Casualty.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Big slipper.

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"It's worse than I thought."

'We've found the problem...'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'So, tell me once more how climbing trees is healthier than playing computer games.'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'Does that mean no sex tonight?'

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

"I never would've encouraged you to step out of your comfort zone if I'd known you were such a klutz."

'I can just make it out. She's saying 'call my hairdresser'.'

'What are YOU doing here?'

'Good news honey! My golf clubs are okay!'

'I can't understand it. I was driving one way on a one way street.'

"And hold the mayo."

'...then this gorgeous blonde fell into my arms, she's just fallen off the roof.'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'