Accident Investigator Pillows

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

"There's been a downward trend since Steve started."

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

Bribery and Corruption.

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"These insurance papers you gave us are for an '86 Buick."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

CSI Fridays

Sistine murder

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

The successful rubbernecker...

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Sewee-Cide.

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'