Accident Prone Athlete Mugs

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"You run into a window, too?"

First aid departments

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

Broken ankle.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

Water Ski Accident

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Medical insurance reminder

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

Attack of footballs.

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'