Accident Prone Athlete Prints

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"You run into a window, too?"

First aid departments

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I know just how you feel.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Broken ankle.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

'It's an old badminton injury.'

"I sprained it trying to open my medicine."

Just Do It. Just Did It.

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

I've got sharp pains in my ribs after playing sports.... - 'It's porbably muscular... just take pain killers.' - 'Could it be a cracked rib though?' - 'Possibly.' - 'What would I do if it was a cracked rib?' - 'Take more painkillers.' -

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

You're in luck! I'm the doctor who'll be patching you up after the match.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

Attack of footballs.

'Tell me you feel bad about it. The least you can do is feel bad about it.'

Water Ski Accident

Medical insurance reminder

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

"I raced a train to the level crossing. It was a tie."

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Guess what? I'm going to be on 'World's Worst Drivers'!'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"