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Medical Student

When two philosophers date. So

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Subatomic particles

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

The Dandy

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Elton John

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

We get it, Simone. You went to obedience grad school. Be cognizant of the canis familiaris.

The institute.

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Flamo the Fire Eater offering light to female bar patron

Oscar Wilde

'The Cincinnati Bengals formation dance team'

Dame Edna Everage

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

Elton

"What's my excuse? Bad genes."

Moments before Neville found his meaning,

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Lemming Univ.

'The text for this course is available at the college bookstore and on iTunes in a choice of designer colors...avocado, sienna, peach, indigo, Mediterranean, and sunburst.'

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

"He's had a chequered life."

"This research worked a lot better with the monkey and the banana."