Playful Academic T-Shirts

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

National Academy of Sport

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Subatomic particles

The Giamatti era

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

Shakespeare Ave

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.