Academic Watchdog Gifts

'As the principal, you'd be darn sure I'd know if there were any grade inflations going on around here.'

"Yes, our students complain about spending thousands on our bogus online programs. They paid for a real world education and that's what we gave them."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Fact amnesty"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bush farewell.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Donald Trump

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

EU Deal

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."