Academic Under Pressure Gifts

An Archeologic Dig

Ethics exam cheater.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"I've got news for you. Kids don't have a union and doing your homework is not negotiable."

'Your hair is messy,stand up straight. You look unkempt.'

Test Therapy

"Why do I have to work hard at school? I can buy a degree on the internet!"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'

History exam marked as an 'Epic fail'.

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'It's the toxic learning environment.'

"Mrs. Drake says it's still copying even if I did put quotation marks around the whole report."