Academic Superstar Prints

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I've outgrown my backpack."

K9 Literati

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

National Academy of Sport

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Football team discussions.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Giamatti era

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

A Brain Drain

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."