Academic Hero Prints

Nervous Oral Testing

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Good luck with all the revision...

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hey, waiter! This homework is burnt to a crisp!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams