Academic Superstar Mugs

"This is getting out of hand! Every time I drive up to the school, Gracie starts crying!"

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

K9 Literati

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

National Academy of Sport

"I started a collection!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Football team discussions.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

The Giamatti era

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

A Brain Drain

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'