Academic Pressure Coping Mugs

Test Therapy

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

An Archeologic Dig

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

'Grace under pressure is a beautiful thing. Grace after the pressure is off...not so nice.'

She'll probably get in through clearing.

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."

"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."

Medical School. Dean's Office. You were flunking out. Did your midterm exams improve the outlook? I don't know what the prognosis is. They said my test results were inconclusive.

"No idea how I'm going to spin this."