Academic Pressure Coping Pillows

Test Therapy

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

An Archeologic Dig

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"I've got three pre-schoolers at home so I had to memorize the Serenity Prayer."

'Grace under pressure is a beautiful thing. Grace after the pressure is off...not so nice.'

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