Academic Pressure Enthusiast Mugs

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

Scarcity

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

An Archeologic Dig

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

Max Weber

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Waiting for the results.

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Exam Room.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'