Academic Poster Child T-Shirts

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Likes: $2.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'All good things must come to an end.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Playing dustbins

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'Medea' Studies

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Smiley Face.

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."