Academic Poster Child Mugs

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Likes: $2.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'All good things must come to an end.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Playing dustbins

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

'Medea' Studies

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Smiley Face.

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

Stop now and get some new ideas.

"The best thing about winning an academic decathlon...is the new friends you make."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'