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"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Presentation skills.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'