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"The easy camaraderie between Professors Morris and Sanders was evident even to the nonacademic eye."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'He was very big in Vienna.'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

There are two schools of thought. But they are spelled differently. And one of them is wrong.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"I have to read this disclaimer: Any opinions expressed in this course belong to the professor and do not necessarily mean the university is left-wing."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Dressing Rooms.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Penguin trying on a suit.

"They all failed?! What on earth was the question?" "How do you fund a university?"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"School is loverly this time of year."

'What do you think you're fit for?'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

"I hear we're all getting valentines from Lawrence Summers."

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'