Academic Enthusiast Parent Pillows

'Here is the feeding schedule and a S.A.T. word list. You can never start reviewing too early.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'The child is very illogical'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Scarcity

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I won't stick my tongue out. You told me it was rude."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Suffering from Cooties?

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Yummy Mummies

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Children's education