Academic Discourse Enjoyer Pillows

'Our next guest is an economist who is the author of the first economic theory that proves that money makes the world go round.'

Scarcity

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Max Weber

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

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'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'That's it?'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

Emile Durkheim

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

"May I remind the faculty that, in the event of a nuclear strike, atom bombs take a gender-neutral pronoun."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"School is loverly this time of year."

"This is awful - the fear-rioting-violence-looting and police that over react."

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

'First, you have to get their attention.'