Academic Advisor Enthusiast Pillows

"I wanted to warn you, my dad says if my grades don't go up, somebody is in big big trouble!"

Ethics exam cheater.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Continuing education.

Scarcity

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Yummy Mummies

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

A Preschool of Fish

Children's education

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."