Ac Repairman Pillows

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Organic Soldering.

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Fixing the TV.

The world's most unemployable family

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Computer operator welding machine.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Tech support...can I help you!

"Was it a fuse?"

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"You're late."

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

'Vice squad - you're busted.'