Absurd Outfit Chaser Gifts

'Menswear...menswear...'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Outré or simply bad?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Joseph and his coat

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Skinhead guppy.

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

What's this about? The recession is devastating chain stores. Save our mall. They're the lifeblood of teen culture as we know it. What are your solutions? We're having a massive shop-in this Saturday! Shop 'til you drop. Big $$. Like a day of service? Exactly! But you'll feel even better about yourself.

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'I got dressed in the dark.'

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

'Where impulsive buying leaves off, impulsive selling begins.'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

Desert Island Delivery

Cow Piercing.

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

Three Unwise Men

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

Out-of-control-top pantyhose.

How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?