Abstract Expressionism Enthusiast Pillows

"Those old guys really had it!"

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

Paul Klee

It's a call from Tate modern.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Art Gallery.

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Clouds

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Censorship.

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Who are you?

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'