Abstract Expressionist Pillows

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

"My art speaks for itself."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Feel better, dear?"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Quiet Quitting

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Those old guys really had it!"

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

"Some consider me the Pollock of calculus."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist