Absinth Aficionado T-Shirts

"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

Frogs

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"