Absentee Analyst Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for your absentee analyst? Our collection features witty and charming items that acknowledge their knack for analysis and playful personality. Perfect for brightening their day or reminding them you’re thinking of them, even when they’re working remotely or traveling. Whether it’s a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, cozy pillow, or striking art print, find something that resonates with their creative analytical mind. Celebrate their unique perspective with a gift that combines wit, warmth, and style.

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Pie Chart of Attendance

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Turkish Democracy

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"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us." mockup

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

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"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month." mockup

"Barlow, it's come to my attention that you've called in, 'Playing Possum' 8 days this month."

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"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!" mockup

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

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It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

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'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

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'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.' mockup

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

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'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?' mockup

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

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"Hello?"

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"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!" mockup

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

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"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning." mockup

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

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'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.' mockup

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

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'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.' mockup

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

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"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..." mockup

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

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Who's Dead

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"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran." mockup

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

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"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?" mockup

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

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"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!" mockup

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

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Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union... mockup

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

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'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.' mockup

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

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"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..." mockup

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

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The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last. mockup

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

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"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!" mockup

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

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"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember." mockup

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

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"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late." mockup

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

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'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!' mockup

'Someday, Mel, when you're here, I'd like you to teach me how to do that 'conspicuous by his absence' thing you do so well!'

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"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies." mockup

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

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"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies." mockup

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

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'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?' mockup

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

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"Are you going to move?"

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"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media." mockup

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

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Absentee Analyst Gifts Collection

Absentee Analyst Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs, perfect for your absentee analyst’s coffee breaks and remote work setups.

Absentee Analyst Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add personality and comfort to your absentee analyst’s workspace or home decor.

Absentee Analyst Prints

Browse striking prints that perfectly capture the creative and analytical essence of your absentee analyst, adding style to any space.

Absentee Analyst T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts, ideal for showcasing your absentee analyst’s fun and analytical personality in casual style.