Absent-minded Audio Lover T-Shirts

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Audio Books

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Brat"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."

"Romance"

"Is there an audio edition?"

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Older and wiser

Chain and Ball music player.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"