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'Thank you so much for stopping by my table, Mrs. Tewksbury...'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Sitting in a tree

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Valentine Day

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Outré or simply bad?"

'I'm afraid it's one of those new superbugs.'

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're no Pollock.'

You just keep giving.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Is this 'pollocks'."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

A small heart within a big heart.

Millais - Cubist Period

Lacks Structure and Meaning

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

"I suffer for my art..."

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."