Above-the-crowds Enthusiast Pillows

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Mass Travel

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Franz Liszt

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

'Has anyone seen my hair dryer?'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

Reverse speech

Train ride simulator.

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'

"Let me try that!"

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

Wife says: 'Very festive, but I can't seem to find the door.'

"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

'It's great for crowd control on walkabouts'

'I know I'll pay for it in the end, but, seriously, how could I resist a rack like that?'

'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'

"Gracie, that was a beautiful song...until you started playing it."

Security guard disperses football team.

"You've got cabin fever. Cut back on the bird watching."

Basketball Taxi

You're so Bond Street darling!

'This isn't what I meant when I said to try a different approach.'

"Checkmate... second smartest mammal, give me a break."