Abba Aficionado Pillows

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Dexter has never ceased to be a big Abba fan!"

"Normally I can remove annoying tunes tuck in the head. . . but 'dammit man!' These are Abba songs, those things are malignant!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Fossil record player.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Elevator Music

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Violin Practise

Music producers.